ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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deucebowl:

if you’re ever trying to sleep and can’t it’s probably because I have a voodoo doll of you and I’m farting on it

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deucebowl:

*walks away and farts with every step I take*
*each fart is consistently louder than the previous one so they all sound the same volume to you*

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deucebowl:

If I have to burp there’s a 100% chance I’m going to say a word as I’m doing it

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pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

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